Welcome Back, Year 12 & 13.
2012 is over and the tears in my eyes are being disguised by sticky acrid London rain, immersing my face like an ecclesiastical baptism in a tarpit. So, 2012 gave us a few expectional reminders of the power and importance of Media in the continuing evolution of actual time and space. We learned that Auntie BBC wasn't as trustworthy as we thought she was and some journalists, and I use this term very loosely, thought a free press meant tapping celebrity telephones and additionally, thought news was informing the public which celebrity Steve Coogan has allegedly impregnated that week.
It would have been handy if they had tapped Stephen Hawkins phone, I'd like to find out where he lives and deliver him a 6,047 person petition requesting the return of his students tuition fees considering the significant devaluation of their Cambridge education following the Go Compare advert. That was another lovely present we got late in the Holiday Post and the sender didn't even bother to pay the postage and now we're reaching into our empty pockets, again. but with our monies spent on fake tan and the finest wines known to humanity, what are we going to do?
Well, fortunately for you, I've made you a super fancy blog so you can re-energise your bodies like zombies on a rampage for brains and you can let Charlie Brooker wipe the tears of 2012 away by watching his lovely, 2012 Wipe, below. And one last thing, please remember that the posts on this site contain valauable information on how to survive a Media led Zombie Holocaust and nobody can read as speedily as Short Circuit 1 or Short Circuit 2, so please, for your safety, don't leave it until the last minute and practice the proceedures. If you don't know about technoloigcal and biological proliferation of the 80's exemplified by below by Short Circuit 2 and Zombie Holocaust respectively, I'd advise you to get up to speed with the instructional video's under the Charlie Brooker link.
It would have been handy if they had tapped Stephen Hawkins phone, I'd like to find out where he lives and deliver him a 6,047 person petition requesting the return of his students tuition fees considering the significant devaluation of their Cambridge education following the Go Compare advert. That was another lovely present we got late in the Holiday Post and the sender didn't even bother to pay the postage and now we're reaching into our empty pockets, again. but with our monies spent on fake tan and the finest wines known to humanity, what are we going to do?
Well, fortunately for you, I've made you a super fancy blog so you can re-energise your bodies like zombies on a rampage for brains and you can let Charlie Brooker wipe the tears of 2012 away by watching his lovely, 2012 Wipe, below. And one last thing, please remember that the posts on this site contain valauable information on how to survive a Media led Zombie Holocaust and nobody can read as speedily as Short Circuit 1 or Short Circuit 2, so please, for your safety, don't leave it until the last minute and practice the proceedures. If you don't know about technoloigcal and biological proliferation of the 80's exemplified by below by Short Circuit 2 and Zombie Holocaust respectively, I'd advise you to get up to speed with the instructional video's under the Charlie Brooker link.